A compilation of incorrect quotations.
Fri Aug 8
“ Two persons cannot long be friends if they cannot play swords while they pee. Jean De La Bruyere
Wed Aug 6
“ If you have no money, start flirting. Danish Proverb
Mon Aug 4
“ Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge doesn’t help me picture you naked right now. Albert Einstein
Sat Aug 2
“ You can never get a cup of absinthe large enough or a doobie long enough to suit me. C.S. Lewis
Fri Aug 1
“ There may be no “i” in team, but you bet your balls there’s one in Michael. Michael Jordan